Fight Night
'Pretend cuddle and check if she's asleep.' Mojo said. Archie made his way into Mommy's room and got onto her bed. His soft paws didn't make the slightest difference and Mommy was snoring after a long day's work. He went close to her, sniffed her with his pink little nose and walked back as quietly as he could. He pulled back and prepared to jump from the corner of the bed. 'Thud' He landed on the dustbin, pushing it. He turned back to check and mommy turned around, lowered the sound of her snores and settled back into the cushions. Archie sighed and walked out of the room, slowly pulling the door close.
Mojo stood down there with the belts and the remote. Archie walked towards him, took a belt, stood on his hind legs and looped the belt around Mojo's neck. He took the other one and looped it around his own neck.
'Been quite some time since we went on one. Are you all set?' Archie asked.
'I am, except.' Mojo paused. 'The laptop is still booting.' he said as he put the laptop open.
They waited for another 15 minutes before it restarted and finally logged on to their emails.
'Woah!' Mojo said. 'They're bombarding the system. There are so many.'
'Click on that?' Archie pointed at the mail with the subject 'On the loose'
On clicking, opened a mail that read the following:
EMERGENCY.
EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG. MUTANT T-REX ON LOOSE IN TOKYO. HELP!
'Okay.' Mojo pulled his head back. 'Now he doesn't seem to be a good boy.'
The Morchie boys stood up and stretched themselves.
Mojo transferred the data on the system into the gadget. They went to the balcony and stood there with the gadget. The data from the mail was also the input required to find out the location of the mission. On getting the exact range, they clicked on the 'O'. A tiny portal opened up inside Archie's litter tray.
'This is the shittiest portal space ever man. We need to do something about it.' Mojo complained.
'Oh yes, let's take the subway the next time.' Archie had also put on his sarcasm skin.
They dived into the portal one after the other. Less than a minute of weird shapes and undirected motion and bam. Pitch dark, a lot of hustling noises and a weird smell that made the boys smile.
'Looks like I won't have to steal your fish today.' Mojo grinned. Archie pushed the pile aside and looked out. It was 4 AM in the morning and the people at the Tsukiji fish Market were only waking up. Noticing a little privacy, the boys popped out of the pile of fish, with a fish in each's mouth and ran out before anybody else could see.
'That's a mid night snack I'd like every day.' Archie said.
They found an empty corner and pulled the gadget out. Typing the words Universal Camera* Tokyo on the screen the boys impatiently waited for the results.
'Here's the top view.' He clicked on the screen and zoomed into several parts. A lot of zooming in and arguments of cutting their nails, they spotted what they were looking for. It seemed a little strange though. A half constructed mall site with a tail resting in the open.
'It's not wagging. It's not haffy.' Mojo said and stuck his tongue out. 'It was a lisp.' he said before Archie could say something. 'No, that wasn't.' he took the gadget in his hand. 'Now we go find that big boy and tame him.' Archie smirked.
They rushed to the spot with the help of their multi-purpose (Or shall we say all in one) gadget and got near the mall. Slowing down on reaching the spot, they tiptoed towards the place. As they got closer they began to get a better view of the behind of the supposedly dead species that stood in front of them, facing away. Scaly greenish-brown skin, a bloated body and a tail that didn't wag. 'Quietly' Archie gestured. Mojo nodded.
'Poooooof.' a squeaky noise and a stench that could kill Tokyo broke out.
'Sowy.' Mojo put his head down.
The beast ahead responded with a screechy roar that could put the neighborhood kids to shame. It turned back and ran towards Archie and Mojo.
'Ruuuuun.' Archie said dramatically.
They began to run from there as the huge beast chased them.
'Wait!' Mojo screetched himself to stop. He turned back and took a good look at the T-Rex.
'What is wrong with him?' Mojo asked. Archie got a little ahead and turned back.
'Look at his face!' Mojo screamed. The T-Rex stopped. It looked down at Mojo.
'Look at that head. He has hair!'
'And he's bald!' Archie screamed. 'Just like the lady at the grocery shop!'
'That's not mutation. That's humiliation.' Archie screamed.
The T-rex looked offended. Really offended. It sharpened its sight and let out a growl. 'Uh oh,' Archie said. They began to run again and Archie ran over the fishnet, getting his nails in between the loops.
'MJ, dude. I'm stuck.' Archie screamed. Mojo looked at him weak in the knees.
'Come back blondie, bite this thing off.' He suddenly felt a gush of wind run over his fur. He turned behind to see a dark hole. Lifting his sight, he saw the bald beast's face, angrily staring at him.
'Hold on, partner.' Mojo ran behind.
The T-Rex that lifted it's head up to crush Archie suddenly made a constipated face. A confused Archie looked up. The T Rex looked more confused. Turning back they both saw Mojo desperately trying to hump the T-rex on his hind legs.
'Hey Dino bomb!' He screamed. 'Nice legs.' He screamed. 'Tiny hands, that's sad, I know. But nice legs.'
Archie took the opportunity and ran back and mounted the T-Rex. He held the hair on top of its head and pulled it as dino whined.
He pulled the gadget out. 'Get off!' he screamed and typed 'Major Taser' and stuck it right onto its bald head, jumping off of it.
The Dino, shook like it hit a lightening and raised and dropped down.
'Unconscious Bald dino, 3 blocks away from the mall. Will be up and ugly again in 30. Pick him.
Morchie 007.'
A mail was typed and sent.
The boys sat there until the officers arrived. They walked away casually on seeing them.
'Awwww, look at this pupper.' A young girl accompanied by who looked like her boyfriend walked towards the boys.
'Are you boys lost? Do you want to take them home?' The guy asked her.
Mojo looked at Archie and he responded with a nod. Mojo pounced on the woman and began humping her leg.
'What the hell? Get off her!' The guy pushed Mojo.
'Baby! Push him!' She complained.
Archie ran to the fish pile and pressed the 'O' button again. 'Dive in.' He instructed as he jumped into the fish pile.'
'Aye, captain.' Mojo followed.
'Did that dog just hump me and speak English with the cat?' The girl turned towards the guy.
They ran to the fish pile and dug it all out to find no one.
'What do you people think you're doing throwing all my fishes down?' The owner of
the market came running.
The boys walked out of the litter tray with a fish each. They had a conversation over some Japanese Fish and heard Mommy call out for Mojo.
'Mo, go take a dump. I'll be down there in a minute.' she said.
Mojo ran out and mommy followed him. Archie chilled on the couch licking himself.
'Baby jo, you smell so much. You ate from the trash can again, didn't you?'
Mojo stood down there with the belts and the remote. Archie walked towards him, took a belt, stood on his hind legs and looped the belt around Mojo's neck. He took the other one and looped it around his own neck.
'Been quite some time since we went on one. Are you all set?' Archie asked.
'I am, except.' Mojo paused. 'The laptop is still booting.' he said as he put the laptop open.
They waited for another 15 minutes before it restarted and finally logged on to their emails.
'Woah!' Mojo said. 'They're bombarding the system. There are so many.'
'Click on that?' Archie pointed at the mail with the subject 'On the loose'
On clicking, opened a mail that read the following:
EMERGENCY.
EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG. MUTANT T-REX ON LOOSE IN TOKYO. HELP!
'Okay.' Mojo pulled his head back. 'Now he doesn't seem to be a good boy.'
The Morchie boys stood up and stretched themselves.
Mojo transferred the data on the system into the gadget. They went to the balcony and stood there with the gadget. The data from the mail was also the input required to find out the location of the mission. On getting the exact range, they clicked on the 'O'. A tiny portal opened up inside Archie's litter tray.
'This is the shittiest portal space ever man. We need to do something about it.' Mojo complained.
'Oh yes, let's take the subway the next time.' Archie had also put on his sarcasm skin.
They dived into the portal one after the other. Less than a minute of weird shapes and undirected motion and bam. Pitch dark, a lot of hustling noises and a weird smell that made the boys smile.
'Looks like I won't have to steal your fish today.' Mojo grinned. Archie pushed the pile aside and looked out. It was 4 AM in the morning and the people at the Tsukiji fish Market were only waking up. Noticing a little privacy, the boys popped out of the pile of fish, with a fish in each's mouth and ran out before anybody else could see.
'That's a mid night snack I'd like every day.' Archie said.
They found an empty corner and pulled the gadget out. Typing the words Universal Camera* Tokyo on the screen the boys impatiently waited for the results.
'Here's the top view.' He clicked on the screen and zoomed into several parts. A lot of zooming in and arguments of cutting their nails, they spotted what they were looking for. It seemed a little strange though. A half constructed mall site with a tail resting in the open.
'It's not wagging. It's not haffy.' Mojo said and stuck his tongue out. 'It was a lisp.' he said before Archie could say something. 'No, that wasn't.' he took the gadget in his hand. 'Now we go find that big boy and tame him.' Archie smirked.
They rushed to the spot with the help of their multi-purpose (Or shall we say all in one) gadget and got near the mall. Slowing down on reaching the spot, they tiptoed towards the place. As they got closer they began to get a better view of the behind of the supposedly dead species that stood in front of them, facing away. Scaly greenish-brown skin, a bloated body and a tail that didn't wag. 'Quietly' Archie gestured. Mojo nodded.
'Poooooof.' a squeaky noise and a stench that could kill Tokyo broke out.
'Sowy.' Mojo put his head down.
The beast ahead responded with a screechy roar that could put the neighborhood kids to shame. It turned back and ran towards Archie and Mojo.
'Ruuuuun.' Archie said dramatically.
They began to run from there as the huge beast chased them.
'Wait!' Mojo screetched himself to stop. He turned back and took a good look at the T-Rex.
'What is wrong with him?' Mojo asked. Archie got a little ahead and turned back.
'Look at his face!' Mojo screamed. The T-Rex stopped. It looked down at Mojo.
'Look at that head. He has hair!'
'And he's bald!' Archie screamed. 'Just like the lady at the grocery shop!'
'That's not mutation. That's humiliation.' Archie screamed.
The T-rex looked offended. Really offended. It sharpened its sight and let out a growl. 'Uh oh,' Archie said. They began to run again and Archie ran over the fishnet, getting his nails in between the loops.
'MJ, dude. I'm stuck.' Archie screamed. Mojo looked at him weak in the knees.
'Come back blondie, bite this thing off.' He suddenly felt a gush of wind run over his fur. He turned behind to see a dark hole. Lifting his sight, he saw the bald beast's face, angrily staring at him.
'Hold on, partner.' Mojo ran behind.
The T-Rex that lifted it's head up to crush Archie suddenly made a constipated face. A confused Archie looked up. The T Rex looked more confused. Turning back they both saw Mojo desperately trying to hump the T-rex on his hind legs.
'Hey Dino bomb!' He screamed. 'Nice legs.' He screamed. 'Tiny hands, that's sad, I know. But nice legs.'
Archie took the opportunity and ran back and mounted the T-Rex. He held the hair on top of its head and pulled it as dino whined.
He pulled the gadget out. 'Get off!' he screamed and typed 'Major Taser' and stuck it right onto its bald head, jumping off of it.
The Dino, shook like it hit a lightening and raised and dropped down.
'Unconscious Bald dino, 3 blocks away from the mall. Will be up and ugly again in 30. Pick him.
Morchie 007.'
A mail was typed and sent.
The boys sat there until the officers arrived. They walked away casually on seeing them.
'Awwww, look at this pupper.' A young girl accompanied by who looked like her boyfriend walked towards the boys.
'Are you boys lost? Do you want to take them home?' The guy asked her.
Mojo looked at Archie and he responded with a nod. Mojo pounced on the woman and began humping her leg.
'What the hell? Get off her!' The guy pushed Mojo.
'Baby! Push him!' She complained.
Archie ran to the fish pile and pressed the 'O' button again. 'Dive in.' He instructed as he jumped into the fish pile.'
'Aye, captain.' Mojo followed.
'Did that dog just hump me and speak English with the cat?' The girl turned towards the guy.
They ran to the fish pile and dug it all out to find no one.
'What do you people think you're doing throwing all my fishes down?' The owner of
The boys walked out of the litter tray with a fish each. They had a conversation over some Japanese Fish and heard Mommy call out for Mojo.
'Mo, go take a dump. I'll be down there in a minute.' she said.
Mojo ran out and mommy followed him. Archie chilled on the couch licking himself.
'Baby jo, you smell so much. You ate from the trash can again, didn't you?'
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