Blu Attack
It was a regular day as Archie slept his time away and Mojo got some new filth on his fur for mommy to wash off. It was around 3 PM when the boys were lazying around.
'Mojo' Mommy called out. 'Here's some chicken soup and rice for the cutest puppy!' she came, excited. She carried his bowl and walked to the living room where she placed it on the mat before Mojo could drown his face into the bowl and eat a good portion in his very first bite. Archie was a fussy kid. She walked into the room and lifted him in her arms. She played with him and massaged his 'under the chin' area. He rolled his eye balls like he was tripping on acid as he let her stimulate his weak spots. After a short massage she took him and seated him by the table where his bowl was kept.
In a few minutes, Mojo began to bark excitedly. Archie's ears straightened and his tiny pink nose began to pick up a familiar scent. He walked out to peep and he saw a man getting off his bike. 'Oh.' Archie thought. He walked into the gate and saw how Mojo's actions went from exciting barking to his signature happy bum dance.
'Look! Papa bear is here!' Mommy screamed.
'Yeah? That's what he is now?' Archie looked up at Mommy. 'Wait, I have a dad and I only find out now?' Archie meowed while screaming his thoughts in his head.
'What the hell? How is he Papa bear? I haven't even approved of him yet. Why is he touching Mojo? And why is that blondie responding? Does he know I exist? Does he know he has a stud son who can kick ass?'
'Awww. Look he's meowing so much. I think he likes you.' Mommy said.
'Hey there little fellow.' Mr. Bear, as Archie now referred to him as, bent down to touch Archie. He pulled his face back, turned it away and walked inside without responding to Bear's existence.
'He's a little shy. He'll be fine.' Mommy covered up for the cattitude.
After Mojo stank up the neighborhood with his pooping skills, he walked in to chill with Papa Bear. Mommy sat on the bed with Archie, who was claiming his territory by unusually sitting close to her. He placed his hand on her lap, just in case.
Mojo rolled around laughing and spilling himself all over the place while Papa Bear tickled and played with him. They cuddled, laughed, licked and did everything Archie could judge them and hate them for.
'Wow. Another idiot. Well at least now there's a balance. A smart woman and a phenomenal cat living with a douche dog and a mommy stealing dog man.' He thought.
'Okay, guys, I'm going out for coffee with him. I might be a little late. But it wont take more than 4 hours.' she said as she walked out wearing the trench coat.
'Hey there, brother from another father.' Archie called out.
'Oh come on, man. She really loves him and I think he's pretty cool too.' Mojo sat up on the couch.
'Of course you think he's cute. He had a finger marathon down your fur the whole time he was here.' Archie smirked.
'Anyway, given she is out for four hours, would you like to go on a mission?' He walked towards the balcony.
'Aye.' Mojo followed.
They sat down, checking their mails. 'Life mud in danger' They read.
A glance and a click later they read,
'Hello. I am a struggling scientist and researcher from Poland. We found this strange element from the left overs at a barren ground that when added to mud and made a sculpture or idol of, comes to life over time. It initially starts by moving a finger or two and slowly learns the ways of life as it stays in an environment. We couldn't quite figure the reason behind it and have been working on it for months together now.
But Now there has been an alarming issue of these sculptures being trained for acts of extreme violence. People are being killed and we need help at the earliest to stop them. PLEASE RESPOND ASAP.'
'Why couldn't they make washing machines and cooking utensils out of these. We might as well save out time and energy.' Archie said.
'Oh I'd make a human. One that cuddles and tickles all day. But I would like for it be a fart resistant and immune to all the foul smell and dog hair. I hate dead people who complain.'
'I prefer to un-hear that and get on with my work.' Archie walked into the balcony with the remote. 'Bye Bye, Blu.' Mojo licked Mr.Blu, his best friend.
'If you're done there, Mr. Joey and Bing.' He held the remote. They pressed the button and dived into the litter tray.
They fell out of a tree hole by the Kolobrzeg, a historical lighthouse in Poland as directed by the details on the mail.
'Okay. The next time we decide to dive into a place as cold as this, we're bringing layers.'
They hid behind the tree, looking for details and finally reached the lab the mail was sent from.
They rushed to the backyard to see heaps of sand, a shiny metal colored powder dune and people screaming and carrying loads, working on sculptures.
'What's the plan?' Archie asked.
'I guess we'll find out.' Mojo said.
They walked closer to the place.
'Shoo!' a pebble hit past Mojo. They both turned around to see a man chasing the boys away.
'Get the fuck out of here. Get rid of that mutt and his cotton pal.' he screamed.
Another man came running to the boys.
'RUN' they ran and got off the site.
'Did you get hurt?' Archie sniffed Mojo looking for wounds.
'Naw.' Mojo frowned. 'But that was close.'
'You know what? All we have to do is get some of that element and see what can be done.' Mojo craned and looked at the work site.
'But how? We can't even get past that gate.' Archie turned around. 'But Maybe.' Something caught his attention. 'The element can come to us.' He pointed at one of the sculptures placed at the dumpyard.
They walked closer to it and watched it closely. The sculpture, deformed with one hand and a big void in the chest, struggled to move itself. There were no toes or fingers, making it difficult for it to find a grip.
'Wow.' Archie exclaimed. 'Let's take a piece of him home with us.'
'Hold this.' He handed the remote to Mojo. 'I'm just going to unload all the water I drank and be back in a minute.'
'But where will you go?' He asked.
'I see another dead cement zombie there. Somewhere there.' Archie walked a little ahead.
He did his awkward squat and peed on the sculpture's legs.
'We're done.' He walked towards Mojo.
'WAIT.' Mojo screamed. 'Look back.' He said.
Archie turned around to see what he couldn't process but was overwhelmed to see.
The leg of the sculpture got visibly crack-y and with what it seemed like, it was losing its life.
They stood there awestruck as they watched the sculpture die down. In less than a minute it was reduced to powder and ugly garbage.
'Looks like we saved a lot of work. And our work here is over.' Archie smiled.
'But what do we do with this?'
'I think I know.' Mojo broke the other sculpture into tinier pieces and carried it in his mouth.'
'Oh and before we leave.' Archie walked away and returned in what seemed like 10 minutes.
'Let's go.' They began walking out.
'What the hell? There's poop in my lunch and in my money box. Who the fuck did that? Who the fuck has enough poop to fill two boxes?' A man screamed from the other end.
'See. Only I get to hit you with stones or stone with you. And now he has a lot of crap to deal with.' They walked away to the spot and opened their portal before diving in.
They walked out of the litter tray and rushed to their kennel. 'Where do we hide this?' Archie asked.
'Exactly where we hide everything else.' Mojo winked.
They put the pieces where Mojo hid his bones, in the garden where Mommy's Bonsai, cactus and the secret high plant was put.
'She wont ever dig here. If anything she'll only take good care of it, you know why.' Archie swung his tail.
They walked inside, discussing what they were going to make with the element.
They wrote a mail to the client as this,
'Greetings,
The people working in your backyards have no professionalism or some courtesy. The one in green with the whistle is a total dick.
Also, the answer to your problem is cat pee. A splash of it and the sculptures die. Don't trouble the cats now and get what is available or you will be in trouble, next. I'm watching you.
Agent Morchie007.'
Mojo yawned and looked for his best friend to cuddle and sleep with.
'Blu.' He startled. 'I can't find Blu.' He had tears in his eyes.
The boys searched the whole house. They looked for it near the litter tray where Mojo had last kissed him good bye, or should we say licked. He barked at the plants and the couch and everything around but it didn't help.
With a lot of disappointment they came back home.
'Hey you guys!' Mommy entered with her boyfriend.
'Hey, guys. I found something that dropped off the balcony. Is this yours?' He held Blu in his hand.
Mojo ran and jumped on him, only to pull Blu away and not pay attention to Papa Bear again. He licked it and bit it until it squeaked and responded to Mojo. 'I almost had a panic attack, like a Blu attack.' He whispered to his friend.
'Hey, Arch.' Papa bear sat on the bed. Archie was about to walk away before Bear took him in his arms and gently ran his fingers on his neck and the chin. Archie had his regular pleasure paralysis and sat back down.
'He's good.'
'He's really good.'
'Oh.. ooh... behind the ear, yes.'
'Oh shit, the chest too? Cool, cool.' Archie spoke in his head as his eyes rolled into the other galaxy behind hid hazel eyes.
'Okay, fine. You can be Papa Bear.' Archie meowed.
'Haha. He's so cute when he meows.' Now, Bear turned Papa continued to pamper his cotton baby.
'Mojo' Mommy called out. 'Here's some chicken soup and rice for the cutest puppy!' she came, excited. She carried his bowl and walked to the living room where she placed it on the mat before Mojo could drown his face into the bowl and eat a good portion in his very first bite. Archie was a fussy kid. She walked into the room and lifted him in her arms. She played with him and massaged his 'under the chin' area. He rolled his eye balls like he was tripping on acid as he let her stimulate his weak spots. After a short massage she took him and seated him by the table where his bowl was kept.
In a few minutes, Mojo began to bark excitedly. Archie's ears straightened and his tiny pink nose began to pick up a familiar scent. He walked out to peep and he saw a man getting off his bike. 'Oh.' Archie thought. He walked into the gate and saw how Mojo's actions went from exciting barking to his signature happy bum dance.
'Look! Papa bear is here!' Mommy screamed.
'Yeah? That's what he is now?' Archie looked up at Mommy. 'Wait, I have a dad and I only find out now?' Archie meowed while screaming his thoughts in his head.
'What the hell? How is he Papa bear? I haven't even approved of him yet. Why is he touching Mojo? And why is that blondie responding? Does he know I exist? Does he know he has a stud son who can kick ass?'
'Awww. Look he's meowing so much. I think he likes you.' Mommy said.
'Hey there little fellow.' Mr. Bear, as Archie now referred to him as, bent down to touch Archie. He pulled his face back, turned it away and walked inside without responding to Bear's existence.
'He's a little shy. He'll be fine.' Mommy covered up for the cattitude.
After Mojo stank up the neighborhood with his pooping skills, he walked in to chill with Papa Bear. Mommy sat on the bed with Archie, who was claiming his territory by unusually sitting close to her. He placed his hand on her lap, just in case.
Mojo rolled around laughing and spilling himself all over the place while Papa Bear tickled and played with him. They cuddled, laughed, licked and did everything Archie could judge them and hate them for.
'Wow. Another idiot. Well at least now there's a balance. A smart woman and a phenomenal cat living with a douche dog and a mommy stealing dog man.' He thought.
'Okay, guys, I'm going out for coffee with him. I might be a little late. But it wont take more than 4 hours.' she said as she walked out wearing the trench coat.
'Hey there, brother from another father.' Archie called out.
'Oh come on, man. She really loves him and I think he's pretty cool too.' Mojo sat up on the couch.
'Of course you think he's cute. He had a finger marathon down your fur the whole time he was here.' Archie smirked.
'Anyway, given she is out for four hours, would you like to go on a mission?' He walked towards the balcony.
'Aye.' Mojo followed.
They sat down, checking their mails. 'Life mud in danger' They read.
A glance and a click later they read,
'Hello. I am a struggling scientist and researcher from Poland. We found this strange element from the left overs at a barren ground that when added to mud and made a sculpture or idol of, comes to life over time. It initially starts by moving a finger or two and slowly learns the ways of life as it stays in an environment. We couldn't quite figure the reason behind it and have been working on it for months together now.
But Now there has been an alarming issue of these sculptures being trained for acts of extreme violence. People are being killed and we need help at the earliest to stop them. PLEASE RESPOND ASAP.'
'Why couldn't they make washing machines and cooking utensils out of these. We might as well save out time and energy.' Archie said.
'Oh I'd make a human. One that cuddles and tickles all day. But I would like for it be a fart resistant and immune to all the foul smell and dog hair. I hate dead people who complain.'
'I prefer to un-hear that and get on with my work.' Archie walked into the balcony with the remote. 'Bye Bye, Blu.' Mojo licked Mr.Blu, his best friend.
'If you're done there, Mr. Joey and Bing.' He held the remote. They pressed the button and dived into the litter tray.
They fell out of a tree hole by the Kolobrzeg, a historical lighthouse in Poland as directed by the details on the mail.
'Okay. The next time we decide to dive into a place as cold as this, we're bringing layers.'
They hid behind the tree, looking for details and finally reached the lab the mail was sent from.
They rushed to the backyard to see heaps of sand, a shiny metal colored powder dune and people screaming and carrying loads, working on sculptures.
'What's the plan?' Archie asked.
'I guess we'll find out.' Mojo said.
They walked closer to the place.
'Shoo!' a pebble hit past Mojo. They both turned around to see a man chasing the boys away.
'Get the fuck out of here. Get rid of that mutt and his cotton pal.' he screamed.
Another man came running to the boys.
'RUN' they ran and got off the site.
'Did you get hurt?' Archie sniffed Mojo looking for wounds.
'Naw.' Mojo frowned. 'But that was close.'
'You know what? All we have to do is get some of that element and see what can be done.' Mojo craned and looked at the work site.
'But how? We can't even get past that gate.' Archie turned around. 'But Maybe.' Something caught his attention. 'The element can come to us.' He pointed at one of the sculptures placed at the dumpyard.
They walked closer to it and watched it closely. The sculpture, deformed with one hand and a big void in the chest, struggled to move itself. There were no toes or fingers, making it difficult for it to find a grip.
'Wow.' Archie exclaimed. 'Let's take a piece of him home with us.'
'Hold this.' He handed the remote to Mojo. 'I'm just going to unload all the water I drank and be back in a minute.'
'But where will you go?' He asked.
'I see another dead cement zombie there. Somewhere there.' Archie walked a little ahead.
He did his awkward squat and peed on the sculpture's legs.
'We're done.' He walked towards Mojo.
'WAIT.' Mojo screamed. 'Look back.' He said.
Archie turned around to see what he couldn't process but was overwhelmed to see.
The leg of the sculpture got visibly crack-y and with what it seemed like, it was losing its life.
They stood there awestruck as they watched the sculpture die down. In less than a minute it was reduced to powder and ugly garbage.
'Looks like we saved a lot of work. And our work here is over.' Archie smiled.
'But what do we do with this?'
'I think I know.' Mojo broke the other sculpture into tinier pieces and carried it in his mouth.'
'Oh and before we leave.' Archie walked away and returned in what seemed like 10 minutes.
'Let's go.' They began walking out.
'What the hell? There's poop in my lunch and in my money box. Who the fuck did that? Who the fuck has enough poop to fill two boxes?' A man screamed from the other end.
'See. Only I get to hit you with stones or stone with you. And now he has a lot of crap to deal with.' They walked away to the spot and opened their portal before diving in.
They walked out of the litter tray and rushed to their kennel. 'Where do we hide this?' Archie asked.
'Exactly where we hide everything else.' Mojo winked.
They put the pieces where Mojo hid his bones, in the garden where Mommy's Bonsai, cactus and the secret high plant was put.
'She wont ever dig here. If anything she'll only take good care of it, you know why.' Archie swung his tail.
They walked inside, discussing what they were going to make with the element.
They wrote a mail to the client as this,
'Greetings,
The people working in your backyards have no professionalism or some courtesy. The one in green with the whistle is a total dick.
Also, the answer to your problem is cat pee. A splash of it and the sculptures die. Don't trouble the cats now and get what is available or you will be in trouble, next. I'm watching you.
Agent Morchie007.'
Mojo yawned and looked for his best friend to cuddle and sleep with.
'Blu.' He startled. 'I can't find Blu.' He had tears in his eyes.
The boys searched the whole house. They looked for it near the litter tray where Mojo had last kissed him good bye, or should we say licked. He barked at the plants and the couch and everything around but it didn't help.
With a lot of disappointment they came back home.
'Hey you guys!' Mommy entered with her boyfriend.
'Hey, guys. I found something that dropped off the balcony. Is this yours?' He held Blu in his hand.
Mojo ran and jumped on him, only to pull Blu away and not pay attention to Papa Bear again. He licked it and bit it until it squeaked and responded to Mojo. 'I almost had a panic attack, like a Blu attack.' He whispered to his friend.
'Hey, Arch.' Papa bear sat on the bed. Archie was about to walk away before Bear took him in his arms and gently ran his fingers on his neck and the chin. Archie had his regular pleasure paralysis and sat back down.
'He's good.'
'He's really good.'
'Oh shit, the chest too? Cool, cool.' Archie spoke in his head as his eyes rolled into the other galaxy behind hid hazel eyes.
'Okay, fine. You can be Papa Bear.' Archie meowed.
'Haha. He's so cute when he meows.' Now, Bear turned Papa continued to pamper his cotton baby.
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